On a spontaneous whim, I decided to create this topic, basically how this works is: State some ridiculous yet humorous things here.
Why I did this: I was searching a game message board when I found this:
"Go instantly get a job in the music industry by putting "Rock Star" in the desired position box of a Sears application. You must make three albums that outsell Michael Jackson and The Beatles' total sales combined. You may only write your songs blindfolded while on lethal amounts of crystal meth and ether. Your only alloted instrument is a keytar from a bargain bin at Toys R Us and a Banjo with no strings. Then you must swim to a desert island and build a helicopter out of no more than seaweed, peanut butter, and sea turtles to escape."
and that's basically how this topic works, feel free to add your own.
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